The Wolfrace Katana - Juiceboxforyou

“Katana 2 is a simple 5 spoke design with a twist. A hot hatch favourite. 15” and 17” in 4 and 5 stud fitments – a great cost effective way of improving the look of your car!”

Just enjoy what it says above quoted from the wolfrace masters themselves. These wheels are everything you don’t want. I know you’ve  just had a little laugh and have thought to yourself, fuck sake these juicebox guys are slow, I could have told them long time ago that these wheels are rubbish. If your one of those people, give yourself a pat on the back and enjoy the fact that you know these wheels are rubbish, but the scary fact is that these wheels are everywhere. Like a virus for cars. Its almost like a pandemic for the standard car. Somewhere along the line somebody decided they were going to turn a sword into a wheel. The result was this horrible creation with 5 spokes that replicates some sort of rising sun which goes into the center to this lump of aluminum . Its almost like a virus when you even notice these wheels because you instantly become a spotter. I had no interest in even caring or talking about these wheels about a year ago until one night my friend turned to me and laughed at a set, he started talking about how these were everywhere and once you notice them you’ll never be able to stop. I laughed for abit and didn’t really take any notice. The next day when I woke up and was doing the usual trip to go to college I was in total shock at the amount of cars with these wheels. Right now your probably saying to yourself who gives a shit and that. GO outside for yourself, take a cruise to the shop. I guarantee you that one pair of these superb wheels will be attached to some sort of mobile. Once you see one pair that’s it, you will never be able to stop searching. After a few weeks we decided to just take a short trip around town to see if we could find anymore, we were in for a treat. Just as we suspected. The Katana was everywhere, it was too late. It had infected every shop front window and was on every car for miles. As common as steelies or hubcaps this wheel is everywhere. Its insane because people actually still have to fork out currency for these.

If you really take a trip outside and around your friendly neighborhood, you will instantly start seeing katana infected cars. Its really funny to think that alot of people had a moment in their heads were they though, shit these wheels are the job and didn’t stop to see that they are absolutely everywhere and look terrible. I honestly believe that these wheels are handed out for free with tires because its amazing how many sets are in rotation in this country. It could be a Fiat Punto, or a Toyta Picnic, who knows, the only sure thing is your bound to find a set gracing either a family wagon where someone decided to spice up there car with some serious modification on a tire and rim package or, they thought these wheels were honestly cool, and by buying these there car would “stand out” and be “different” from all the other katana warriors on the streets. If you really don’t believe us take just a week of taking pictures, with a few more spotted at events and that thrown in for effect. P.S. the night ones were all taken in the space of an hour. Its incredible.

Ah ye, the new van conversion wouldn’t be complete without the katanas.

Just got yourself a mk4? what better way to “pimp” your ride? Some lexus lights, a hint of katana’s and bang, your a winner.

The ashtray will look impeccable with some katanas, and maybe some Lexus lights also.

Gangster

Even more gangster.

Nope, Volkswagen center caps aren’t going to hide these katanas I’m afraid.

Speechless.

We almost missed this cruiser.

We found out they were quite popular with the toyotas. Then from an inside source we found out that the entire toyota factory had been infected by the katana virus. So be careful. Nah were just kidding. I guess these snaps show just a small amount of how many cars actually have caught the katana virus. Its scary. Whoever invented these wheels is definitley living it large for sure, in a hot tub right now maybe with a cigar, laughing. If you have a friend, make sure to show him this little article. Explain to him to avoid the katana virus at all costs. If you have been a victim of katana, simply duck, cover, and hit the katana with a large object. Bricks and blow torches,large fires, cliffs and crashes are the only known true killers of these wheels. If you find a pair. Take a picture and post it in the forum to warn the others. Making the katana virus as public as possible could help thousands in many ways……..

Were just joking around. If you truly like these wheels, good for you. To each his in I guess. If your happy, that’s all that matters. Nah fuck that. These wheels are shit. End of.